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kinda want to eat healthy and exercise
kinda want to consume my body weight in ice cream
my little cousin got bit by a house spider and she was crying so i went to get some stuff to soothe and numb it but before i could even walk out the door i heard her quietly whisper ‘i can’t handle the responsibility of being spiderman’
why can’t plane tickets be like 10 dollars
do you ever have to poop but you’re like maybe later but then you can’t poop anymore because it went to the secret spot
mom: so hun i was in your room
and i accidentally started going through your stuff
and i found your phone
it was unlocked so i went through your messages too, who’s alex? is that your boyfriend? you can totally talk to me about crushes and boys!!!
I think we all have that one person that we never truley get over, that we still think about right before bed everynight, or you will always jump at a chance to talk to ever tho you know you shouldn’t talk to, or the first person you think of whenever you’re drunk.
do you ever get sad because you realize that you’ll never be bestfriends with your favorite celebrity because they don’t even know that you exist